There are few things in this world more delicious than dark chocolate. Actually wait, there’s nothing better than dark chocolate.
Month: March 2002
It’s the end of the day and a guy calls his wife to tell her he’s going to hang out at a bar with some guys after work. “Okay, but you better not start drinking again! I don’t want you out all night drinking!” The guy agrees, but goes to the bar anyway and gets…
Whatever happened to polish jokes? You just don’t hear people making Polish jokes anymore. They were really big stuff in the 80s. In the 90s I had to wade through more than a few forwarded emails loaded with dumb blonde jokes. Now we’re in the 00s and blonde jokes are over with. I want to…
Holy crap. Watch the two videos of those robots in action!
This is how it starts.
I spent the weekend at Tammy’s and we had fun. Saturday night I watched her play Final Fantasy until 2:30 in the morning! That’s dedication. You so wish you had a video-game-playing girlfriend. Admit it. Sunday we saw the Time Machine. It was really good! I’d like to compare it to the old 60s version,…
Tammy is the reason why I am so happy all the time. I can’t think of anything else that makes me happier than her!
I used to get really depressed in high school. I’m not sure why. I think it was just normal teenage depression that everyone gets growing up. At some point, I grew out of it. I think maybe it was around my second year in college when I realized that i just don’t get bummed out…
Today I am wearing yet another pair of new pants! I don’t really have money to spend on clothes right now, but I was down to one decent pair and they were getting pretty worn. It’s amazing how long shirts can last compared to pants. I’ve got shirts that are several years old and still…
I am wearing new pants today. Old Navy has some good stuff!