Why are bibles printed on that super thin paper? I’ve never seen any other books printed on that stuff. It’s like they make this one stock of paper just for printing bibles and nothing else.

I bet the people at the printing company call it “GodStock” or “JesusPaper” or “PapalParchment.” Everybody calls it something different, but they all know what it means.

“Hey Joe, I’m gonna need another two rolls of ChristStuff!”

“No problem, Larry! Gonna print some more bibles today?”

“You know it!”

(then they high-five)