This morning on the way to work I stopped at Blockbuster to drop off the movies. As soon as I dropped the movies down the slot, this lady popped out of her car and said “Hello, would you like a brochure?” I was expecting a sales flyer for a local business, but then she adds “About stem cell research?” And I laughed at her because I wasn’t expecting such a big thing. I said “Sure! Why not?”

It turns out the brochure was from the Jehovah’s Witnesses. I was lucky to get away with just a brochure and not a 30 minute lecture. Those people are nuts!

I took it, got back in my car and drove away.

She got back in her car to wait for the next person to come drop off a video. What a biyatch! She was totally staking out that location all morning, like a lion ready to pounce on unsuspecting godless movie lovers.