I have problems.

Last night I had a dream that Tammy and I were back at the NAMM show and I bought a banjo. I was out of control and I bought the most expensive one I could find, which was about $600.

Then I had serious buyer’s remorse because $600 for a musical instrument that isn’t a piano is insanity, and I don’t have that kind of money!

I could play that thing like a champ though. At first Tammy was mad at me for spending so much money, but then once I impressed her with my mad banjo skillz she was all like “Wow! You’re a pro, Babe! That was awesome!” That made me feel good, but I still had a lump in my stomach from spending so much money on something so frivilous.