I just realized that the new Zelda game is subtitled “The Wind Waker,” not “The Wind Walker” that I somehow got into my head. That’s funny.

The Wind Breaker would have been funnier.

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night was my favorite game on the original PlayStation. Konami now confirms that the same team that worked on SOTN is now working on a PS2 Castlevania game. Here’s a gay little rhyme that I came up with for the project team-

Keep it 2D

and you’ll have my mon-ee!