Last night I had a dream that my car was stolen from the parking lot at work. I walked out of the office at the end of the day ready to drive home, and my car was nowhere to be seen. Then a homeless guy walked up to me and told me he saw some gangbangers breaking into it and driving away earlier in the day.

Then I woke up and man it’s a great feeling when you wake up and realize that everything that just happened didn’t actually happen!