The Johnson Smith company used to be THE place to go when you needed whoopie cushions, fart spray, trick gum, and all that good stuff. In recent years they’ve slowly gotten rid of anything worth buying and have since become just another Lilian Vernon clone. It’s sad.

Luckily, another company has risen to fill the gap left by Johnson Smith, the former gag-industry heavyweight. Enter Archie McPhee. Their catalog is seriously impressive. They even have a store that you can visit up in Seattle – complete with frightening looking employees!