Man, a lot of Democrats sure are upset about the election! Wow. To hear them tell it, the USA is sliding down into a crack in the Atlantic that leads straight to Hell! George Bush will eat your children and strip away every civil liberty that’s left before his four years are up! Oh nos!

People need to chill out. You don’t see me flipping my top saying crap like “Why was America so stupid yesterday!” and “Oh jeez, we’re fucked now!” I voted for Kerry, but oh well, he lost. Life goes on. Get over it.