Some people would consider a t-shirt like this to be tasteless. I would have to disagree, for it is one of the few things I’ve found on the internet that made me ‘LOL IRL’ as the kids say.

I can’t buy it yet, because “Threadless.com is an on-going tee shirt design competition, anyone can submit their design and if it gets a high enough score and is chosen by the Threadless crew it will be printed and sold from the site.”

WTF! I can’t just buy it now? All I can do is appeal to you, my preciouses, to make yourself a threadless account and vote ‘5’ on that shirt. Please. Do it for me. Do it for New York.