J Allard was the man in charge of the XBox 360 project. He was also its hip-and-edgy posterboy, the guy that Microsoft paraded about at every 360 press conference and product launch fiesta. He’s moving on to other things now.

The point is he used to be a pretty normal looking guy before Microsoft’s marketing team turned him into a disingenuous corporate shill.

I would like to present this stunning photographic evidence for the record.