Well well well! The world’s richest man has decided to stop working, giving his two YEAR notice in a press release.

What took him so long?

I think I could comfortably retire by the time I hit 10 million…I’d buy a modest four or five million dollar house near the beach and live off the interest of whatever’s left over.

Then I could call myself a socialite! Socialites are rich people who just hang out all day and don’t have to work.

Paris Hilton is a socialite. I would be exactly like Paris Hilton.