At the north pole of Saturn you’ll find this:

It’s a perfect hexagon composed of nothing more than swirling gases.

That in itself is pretty strange. But check out NASA’s press release which also includes an animation of the swirling.

Look closely at the animation.

Closely.

There is a distinct triangle within the hexagon, and it spins right along too! Within that triangle is a circle.

But what is it really?

It’s part of a vast Freemason conspiracy to colonize other planets and take over the universe! I believe that Saturn is the Freemason Galactic HQ. It is from here that they will one day launch their invasion of Earth.

Freemasons love America though, so we should be good.