I have mixed feelings about my dry cleaner.

They do an okay job with my clothes. But they won’t let you pay with a credit card if your bill is under $10. They’re trying to dodge the transaction fee bullet, but their customers are the ones who suffer.

This is 2007. Who carries cash anymore? Sometimes I have it, sometimes I don’t.

I discovered this week that Visa and MasterCard don’t allow their merchants to impose minimum transaction amounts, so my dry cleaner was in violation of this policy!

This morning I reported them to MasterCard and I feel like a badass.

There’s a new sheriff in town and his name is BRETT.