Most soda in America is sweetened with high fructose corn syrup, not cane sugar. Soda companies insist that nobody can tell the difference. They may be right, I dunno. I’ve never done a side-by-side taste test.

Pepsi Throwback is coming this spring. It’s Pepsi made with real sugar. Mountain Dew is getting the same treatment.

Over the weekend I spotted Pepsi Natural at Target. It’s a new flavor – definitely not the classic Pepsi taste – but it’s made from all-natural ingredients. It also gave me mild cramps and hot farts that smelled like compost. Drink with caution!