Every year it seems like a half-dozen huge yellow pages books show up on my doorstep. I usually just throw them straight in the recycle bin, but now I don’t have to anymore. http://www.yellowpagesoptout.com/ Put in your zip code and it’ll give you a listing of the opt-out web pages (if any exist) for every…

This thing… …is a self-balancing unicycle.  It looks like a lot of fun! httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JOgTKigxGs But it’s not $1500 worth of fun.  Maybe $300.  Not $1500.

$500. Only 1000 will be made. Danny Elfman has scored thirteen of Tim Burton’s films over the past 25 years. This box set includes 16 CDs of music, complete with never-before-released demos and work tapes, a USB key containing all of the audio, a DVD interview of the two guys, and a 250 page hardcover…

This album exists. That doesn’t mean you need to download it, though. Found at Idle Minds Inc.

Psych on the USA network is one of the best shows that nobody’s watching. Last season Curt Smith from Tears for Fears made a guest appearance and it was pure comedy. A much younger-looking Smith appears here in a live performance from the 80s.

When Kate was little her friends all called her Baby Cake because that was easier for them to either say or remember. Coincidentally, Kate really loves cake. Kate has inherited both my unnatural good looks, my disarming sense of humor, and my enormous sweet tooth. Whenever she goes to a birthday party her number one…

Hello, friends, family, and ‘other.’ I’m raising money for Children’s Hospital of Orange County. Please donate to my tiny pool of money. Thanks.

Fox has placed an order for six episodes of an animated Napoleon Dynamite series voiced by the original cast. It’s been off the air for less than a year, but I already miss King of The Hill.  This should help fill the void.

The real Jack Sparrow showed up at an elementary school to help the students stage a mutiny, all because a nine-year-old wrote him a letter.

Jerky anonymous internet commenters spurred the St. Petersburg Times to investigate and commemorate the quiet life of Neil Alan Smith. Hit-and-run victim was quiet and dependable, co-workers say I wish all obituaries were this long. You can’t sum up a life in a few sentences. Well…I guess you can, but it’s not ideal.