A brief rundown on the current Iraq situation. Gulf War ends World Trade Center goes down President says “Anyone making nukes is bad, and we’ll take all them suckas out. That means Iraq too, bitch!” Iraq’s all “Where did this come from? You beat us down less than ten years ago. We’re clean! World says…

The DSL modem is supposed to arrive at the new house before Wednesday this week, and the phone jack in the room where it will go was dead silent when we moved in. The previous owners had a second phone line that they used for dial-up in there, so the jack needed to be re-wired…

For some reason I really can’t wait for my new shoes to arrive. I think it’s because the pair of New Balances that I’m wearing now are totally worn out.

I got interviewed by a newspaper today about DreamHost’s mall cart in Pasadena. I am superstar!

Here’s some great Christmas music to get you in the mood. Definitely the best Christmas CD in my collection.

Today I did something crazy! The other night as I was fading in and out of sleep I saw a commercial for these new shoes from Land’s End called “Trekkers.” In my sleepy haze I thought they were awesome, and I needed a new pair of shoes, so I bought a pair today! Go to…

I would say that about 80% of the junkmail (not e-mail) that I receive are credit card applications. I usually mail back their postage-paid envelopes with nothing in them, but that gets annoying, and it stops feeling satisfying after the first month. The solution? Call 1-888-5-OPT-OUT and you can elect to have your name removed…

I spent all of last week helping Tammy move in to our new house. I think she’s pretty much all set! I don’t move in until August, but I’ll be spending my weekends there for sure. This way I can tell people that I also have a ‘weekend home’ and I won’t be lying!

Don’t forget! Tomorrow’s a free pin day at Disneyland! Park opens at 8!

Farscape fans are about to make history! Airing next week in 24 cities is the “first ever fan-produced, fan-funded television commercial” to save a television show. The commercial itself is a little embarrassing and I could have probably done a better job of it myself. While the ad may not win any awards, it’ll definitely…