(A discussion between two Germans) “Vee vhill call it…ZEE PAINSTATION!” “Claus you ahh a geen-yoos!” “Ziss game is painful. As is life.” “AGONY!” “LOVE” “HATE” “LIFE”

Doesn’t “talked” sound like a dumb word? I think so. It sounds like improper english. I try to use “spoke” instead. To me, “I spoke to him” sounds a lot better than “I talked to him.”

I don’t know how they managed to pull it of, but Razor 1911 just released the final version of Warcraft III, just one day after it went gold, and a full two and a half weeks before retail. That’s just incredible.

The year is 2002. If you seriously don’t know who Domo-Kun is, now is the time to educate yourself!

Some people are just insane. Hey, I like soccer too, but I’m not about to kill myself!

FINALLY. Warcraft III has gone gold and will hit shelves on or around July 3rd. Windows, Mac OS 9, and OS 10 versions will all be released – on a single CD! There’s no need to buy more than one box if you’ve got more than one OS!

And I thought *I* had a lot of video game soundtracks. Absolutely amazing.

A guy who found my journal entry about //SKCL messages on Nokia phones wrote to let me know that he’s got a page full of ’em! Check it out!

Achewood is funny sometimes.

Hello Herbalife salesman! I can tell that multi-level marketing thing is really working out for you. Your rusted-out 1982 Chevy Astrovan with Herbalife stickers all over the back is proof of your success!