Whatever happened to polish jokes? You just don’t hear people making Polish jokes anymore. They were really big stuff in the 80s. In the 90s I had to wade through more than a few forwarded emails loaded with dumb blonde jokes. Now we’re in the 00s and blonde jokes are over with. I want to…

Holy crap. Watch the two videos of those robots in action!

This is how it starts.

I spent the weekend at Tammy’s and we had fun. Saturday night I watched her play Final Fantasy until 2:30 in the morning! That’s dedication. You so wish you had a video-game-playing girlfriend. Admit it. Sunday we saw the Time Machine. It was really good! I’d like to compare it to the old 60s version,…

Tammy is the reason why I am so happy all the time. I can’t think of anything else that makes me happier than her!

I used to get really depressed in high school. I’m not sure why. I think it was just normal teenage depression that everyone gets growing up. At some point, I grew out of it. I think maybe it was around my second year in college when I realized that i just don’t get bummed out…

Today I am wearing yet another pair of new pants! I don’t really have money to spend on clothes right now, but I was down to one decent pair and they were getting pretty worn. It’s amazing how long shirts can last compared to pants. I’ve got shirts that are several years old and still…

I am wearing new pants today. Old Navy has some good stuff!

This morning I woke up with the worst headache I’ve had in a good year or so. I wasn’t really sure how long it would last, so I took the day off and just hung out at home all day. That was a bad call on my part ’cause I was feeling better by noon….

Every now and then I get these weird notions that make me want to learn how to do stuff. Almost all of these notions require money that I just don’t have. I bet if I was a millionaire, I’d do weird millionaire things like skydive every weekend and build huge indoor swimming pools and maybe…