If there’s one thing Orange County has a lot of, it’s gorgeous beachfront resorts. The Montage, St. Regis, and the hugenormous Pelican Hill are just a few, but there are many. Last month LA county finally got its FIRST oceanfront resort. Terranea just opened last month back in ye-olde-hometown of Rancho Palos Verdes on the…

Remember Rap Chop from a few weeks ago? This video! TMZ is reporting (ugh, I know) that it’ll soon be hitting your television as an official SlapChop infomercial. With almost four million views on YouTube, it seems like a shrewd move! The remix is catchy and attention-grabbing, so I can’t imagine this would hurt sales…

Japanese-style RPGs have never been able to capture my attention for very long. All those random battles just get to be tedious and the games themselves are kind of boring. “Oh look, another town. Now I have to walk into every friggin’ house and talk to every friggin’ person. Why is this dude dressed like…

There’s a burger restaurant near my house that just opened last month – Slater’s 50/50 Burgers By Design. In that month it’s generated incredible word-of-mouth and some impressive Yelp reviews. I just learned about it this week and I’ve not yet been there. While you can go there and get a regular burger or a…

Looks like I spoke too soon. The Rule of Three has been broken by Billy Mays. This makes me sad. Billy Mays made watching commercials fun. He could turn an infomercial into infotainment in a way that no one ever has or will. Do yourself a favor and watch an episode of Pitchmen to learn…

Celebrity deaths almost always come in threes. I don’t know why this is, but Tammy pointed it out to me long ago and holy cow it’s true. This week it was Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and now Michael Jackson. So sad!

Auto Tune the News #5. It’s the best one since #2. See also: 1, 2, 3, and 4.

I just watched the Brady Bunch Movie for the first time in a few years. That movie is solid gold. They did such an incredible job mimicking the original show, from the camera movements to the pitch-perfect casting right down to the music cues, not a single detail was overlooked. Watching Gary Cole as Mike…

It’s now possible to load Wii disc images onto a USB hard drive and play them on a Wii without a modchip or any other kind of hardware modification. This is great news for people who:– are too lazy to get up and swap discs when switching games.– have children and want to rid themselves…

Auto-tune the News One, Two, and Three. These are must-see videos. Number 2 is even getting some airtime on the radio. Commercial radio! I hope someone gives these guys a job in television or something, because what they are doing is fresh and hilarious and it needs to be rewarded! They do folk music on…