Kathy Griffin is dating Woz. Weird.

Have you played the Bioshock demo yet? It came out Sunday night. HOLY BALLS. Gears of War used to be the best-looking game on the 360. I think Bioshock has stolen that title. It’s a little scary though. But fun. This could easily win Game Of The Year.

See this thing? It’s a FastTrack transponder. Roughly 30% of the cars that I see in Orange County have these affixed to their windshield. I don’t take The Toll Roads much, but when I do I usually pay cash. This, I have learned, is dumb. I should have been using a transponder the whole time….

Did you catch Letterman last night? Holy cow. Tony Trischka played a song from his new album. Steve Martin wrote the song, so he played it right there alongside him. And, oh yeah, Bela Fleck was there too. That’s like the holy trinity of contemporary banjo players. Steve Martin may write horrible stories (Shopgirl…ugh) but…

I love this commercial.

Well now I’ve done it. I got a girl pregnant. Luckily the girl is my wife and this was all planned. I know what you’re thinking! You’re thinking “Brett, how boring! Everybody knows that the hot new trend in babymaking is to have a bastard child first, then worry about getting married later.” And indeed,…

What’s one of the the quickest, least expensive ways to spruce up your home’s look? Replace all the doorknobs. I was really tired of looking at these shiny things.My house was built in 1991 and I’m pretty sure they were the original hardware. Some of them weren’t working so well either. So I decided to…

Step 1: Find a Chuck E Cheese that’s going out of business.Step 2: Convince the manager to sell you the audio animatronic show figures. If it’s a Chuck E. Cheese’s you’ll probably end up with the “Pizza Time Players”. If it used to be a Showbiz Pizza Place before the buy-out, you’ll get the Rock-Afire…

I’m going to a bachelor party this weekend. I’ll be on a houseboat on Lake Mohave on the Nevada/Arizona border for the next three days with a dozen strangers! What can you do on a houseboat? Jetski and wave-running, of course! Those are fun, sure, but why stop there? Having never fished before, I decided…

This is a gross video, and in most cases is probably not work-safe. It does not contain nudity. This video has inexplicably been the subject of much discussion and debate here in the office for the past week or so. We keep trying to put it behind us, but it is increasingly becoming a hot…